He had some BAD nuttage
Nuttage?
It's like cleavage......... but different
guess who just trotted in eating her oats and wagging her penis
the couple across the street's about to bang. go get the popcorn and come join us.
I can mark tailgating, going to the game and getting road head off my to do list today
hey everyone... booty call? my house tonight. bring friends to fuck my friends.
My mom just walked in on me and my girlfriend about to have sex. All she said was "You're lookin like a fool with your pants on the ground.."
Mother nature decided I wasn't going to be a whore today. Fuck her.
Bro that's the last time I try to stick my penis in a bowl of jello. I can't believe your sister ate that, did she not see my dick mold
Sorry for yelling at you, I'm just really emotional about missing comicon.
I fell asleep while eating jimmy johns last night and then woke up at 5am and continued to eat it
Ok sry I left that ambiguous......did you want contact solution or fellatio?
I'm only gonna ask u this once. Y is there a picture of u only in superman underwear rubbin ur nipple on facebook????
Uh I can actually explain that one..
All I can taste is Pickle Juice and Cocaine.
he said he's going to burn things and pack his stuff. he may leave tomorrow supposedly but i doubt it
Then you got drunk and shit in her car. Nothing before that matters. She isn’t calling you back.
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