omg... punch me in the throat... I am about to lose my mind with my parents.. I'm not saying I agree with the menendez brothers.. but I understand
i just uploaded three hundred pictures and you had your shirt off in two hundred and ninety of them
the remaining ten - you weren't in
I love wearing low cut shirts cuz then when class gets boring, I can look down and admire my breasts.
I didn't think I could chip a tooth while giving a blowjob until I met him.
where did this taco bell managers name tag come from ?
My face is tingly. And my legs are being massaged by golden elves.
The first aid guy just told us to go get hammered...I'm taking his advice
Whenever we go out my brain flips on autopilot, straight to blackout.
If you think for one second that I would forget Mardi Gras, you clearly don't know how much I love boobs.
Direct quote from her that tipped me off I was getting some: "I want to jump on his shoulders and wrap my legs around his face"
Now he's crying and asking for 'the cameras' to come out. The one cop is laughing
Not my type, but the penis looks fun.
Don't drink and shop. I went for happy hour and came home with a fog machine. I now have no other choice but to scare the shit out of my neighbors with it.
I forgot what I was gonna say, but I'm pretty excited to not be pregnant.
You can make out without kissing
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