ron's 8" boning knife is for sale. oh and it comes with a flavor injector.
High?
hahahahaha turkey breast
I have no idea who these bands are he's listening to. If his current playlist was a pandora station, however, it would be titled "music for closet cock gobblers"
no, i will not be your spotter when you masturbate with a noose around your neck
Some dude just bet me $8 I couldn't smoke a pack of cigarettes in an hour...It sounds stupid, but I really wanna do it. If I survive, I'll have $8 and it'll look good on my resume.
I just got licked by a stripper, not so great anymore.
you kept telling her you'd make a great step-dad while cuddling her and rubbing her back...
I was just tagged in a picture with a bunch of people i don't know in a house i don't recognize wearing a purple cowboy hat and a boa...i hate tequila
I just did something so unspeakable in the panera bathroom that their health score dropped 10 points.
I was drunk for 3 days straight...well wasted for 3 days with periods of "just drunk" inbetween
Don't they also have a lot of serious head injuries?
I didn't say I wanted to marry one of them. Or that I want one to perform surgery on me. I just want to have hot, dirty, MMA style sex.
either I'm really high or that last bong rip tasted like christmas
The profile of her ass is just unreal. Weird way to use profile I know, but never more accurate
Looks like I'm not in the Ashly Madison files. But my wife is.
MY DAD KEEPS LIKING PORN LINKS/ALBUMS ON FACEBOOK AND THEY ALL SHOW UP IN MY NEWSFEED
Why the fuck are you playing with legos?
Why the fuck are you questioning me?
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