We succumbed to passion, and then he had to go meet his girlfriend. End of story.
proudest moment: just made a guy walk into a parked car with his mouth hanging open cause of the shirt im wearing.
when did we get to this "texting at random" level on friendship?
still haven't packed clothes. only wine. gotta love spring break
Do you not remember you showing everyone in the bathroom your period stained underwear? I'd say you were pretty happy it came
you woulda been proud of me tonight though. i only made out with 2 guys. and in my defense one of them was to get a job after graduation.
Well he told me I'd never be a wizard, and so I responded with you'll never have a big penis. After that we both just sat there and cried.
if you spike my cofee one more time im gona fuck you up. im presenting to the mayor in sevven fucking minuets. fuck you and youir fucking bartending classses i am so fuckign fcked
You may see me wearing your shirt to class. It's because I still have the spins and I'm anticipating throwing up on it. Asshole.
Druken naked yoga : jus another ploy to keep your husbands eye in check
I just sent you a multitude of sexual pictures...and you responded with a Charles Dickens Quote.
do you ever just look around and think about how great it is to have depth perception? Like it's really, really cool when u think about it
You spent the entire night trying to get me to make out with you
yeah I remember. your boyfriend shouldnt have cheered me on though.
All she has to do is text me and my dick gets hard. It doesn't matter what it's about. Last text was about a homeless dude
dude, she has my telletubby sweats and my good sweatshirt hostage, I can't risk their safety with a breakup
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