I gave her the chance to be interesting and she failed. So then I gave her a chance to be slutty and she failed at that too.
is it bad that listening to the rabbi's wife talk about how we should only be with one person is making me really, really horny for no string attached sex
So apparently when I was 2, I went around drinking everybody's beer at some wedding, then passed out in a corner....
This explains a lot.
I learned the names of so many hookups when they read them at graduation
She said, "I don't really go out much, but my husband recently cheated on me" and I don't remember anything after that.
Let's go get our ovaries removed together. It'll be like bonding by getting mani/pedis, but with more vicodin and less unwanted pregnancies.
My dad found me naked curled up under a towel on the couch with a fucking tub of butter and a spoon. Ambien Mondays are dead
We celebrated International Women's Day by spending $700 and taking our tops off at the strip club
The boys offered to pay but we went halfs because we're feminists
Please write a memoir and name it "Game Boy and Dick Stuff"
Some guy just hit on me and then said, well you look too young to ride the emotional roller coaster and guestured to his dick.
idk man, I was fucked up and eating fried rice at the grocery store, tried to wave at her but she just looked concerned at me.
I woke up with your vibrator in my face
EVERYBODY CALM YOUR SHIT
I really wanna treat my body good. Because i plan on doing drugs
Every time I see this chick she's swimming naked at a pool party. That's gotta mean something right?
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