"tonights gonna be a goodnight" was blasting at the club while i was screaming "NO ITS NOT" and crying. How do you think it went?
I took a bird feeder and filled it with alka-seltzer. Can you say fireworks?
Just found my DARE notebook from 6th grade. Extacy was starred and highlighted.
At least I've made one childhood dream come true
It just gets louder and louder too...dear god. Her poor vagina.
My only regret is that I have but one penis to give to your vagina.
I'm pretty sure the bus driver knew how hung over I was and hit all the pot holes on purpose. I threw up into my water bottle.
I'm sitting in my room naked waiting for him. When he gets here im going to make him do 20 pushups and lick my clit for a hour
I just spent an hour in the shower pretending I was a member of the b-52's. I can't go to work like this
Sex aside I am really scared about Syria...
I think he's holding my wallet hostage because I puked in his car. It's not my fault he has child locks on his windows..
Used my brand new sperrys as a trash can to throw up in and woke up with someone's random key in my hair...new year new me:)
I wish you could just Google "people I've had sex with" and they would all just come up
He's a cop. Do you know how many times I've said fuck the police? This is my chance. I'm taking it.
may or may not have entered into a gay civil rights discussion with 6 year olds. Hint: I did.
hotelroom bed is big enough to masturbate in, but small enough to not want to sleep in it after you've masturbated in it
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