Your brother just successfully got half the bar mostly naked
Not hooking up w him- he has one of those L.L. Bean book bags w his initials on it
where does the pee come out of this thing
we were on a sandy mattress. i was wearing a sweatshirt with a poodle on it and eating a whopper jr. i wouldn't have fucked me either.
I found her sitting in the shower having an argument with the dolphins on the shower curtain.
Also, that dude projectile vomiting all over the living room was the perfect distraction for me to swipe the booze and run.
What did you give her? She's trying to tape her wrists so her hands don't fall off.
I can't stream porn because Xbox live is taking all the Internet. I thought having a male roommate would make life easier.
He's minimum effort, but maximum fuck.
That commercial was clearly aspirational. I think Arbor Mist would pair nicely with Oscar Meyer
I have nothing to say for myself. When 2chainz comes on at the bar all bets are off.
She had a glow in the dark pastie on her forehead the last time I saw her. That should help you find her.
Oh. My. God. It is NOT okay to drink Johnny Walker when there is no Jameson. My skull is eating my brain.
i don't know what happened one minute im stumbling home drunk and the next im drinking pabst and smoking with a french guy ive never met named hugo.
Don't try to butter me sideways
That is without a doubt the most Southern thing you have ever said.
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