Question: does he have any sense of self image? He looks slightly like he crawled out of the Euphrates after living as a fish for 20 years
started her walk of shame as my mom and dad walked through my common room door...my dad held the door for her and told her to have a nice day
No.. It's totally over.. He deleted the poke I sent him.. That makes it official.
Just think of all the blizzard sex people are having right now
i'm gonna start fucking more girls with asthma. help feed my ego.
God damn. I'm really starting to resent babies. They're everywhere. Like fucking land mines.
I just woke up in my ex-boyfriends bed, with my new boyfriends jersey on. I love March maddness.
They just showed up to the party with a shopping cart full stolen of naty ice cans, no boxes, just cans. Shit just got real !
in a last ditch attempt to make life awkward after i die today i want to be buried naked and have an open casket funeral.
She just walked up to him and was like "you should fuck Angela" and it worked! She is the ultimate wingman
I'm counting my small victories this morning. For instance, I haven't puked at work yet.
Um, It's tempting but I'm not into coke or farmers.
Just a couple of adults talking about cum shots at 8am on presidents day
This can only be settled by a dance off.
All i remember is looking at the bottle vodka that I was drinking and wondering how it was suddenly empty.
That may have had to do with you chugging it
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