Did I miss anything?
A gay irish pirate, a caveman and hunter s tompson.
so we also did drugs
Do you ever just KNOW it's gonna be a good day? I mean, like in a "just found a Vicodin in the bottom of your purse" kinda way?
I sat alone in Buffalo Wild Wings eating chocolate cake on Country Western karoake night. The waiter asked me if I was ok. Twice.
creepy tank top guy is at campus health. he's hitting on a girl recovering from a panic attack.
We've been here 3 hours and the only 1 word answer she didn't give was the drink order. Don't think I'm getting laid tonight
Either I'm losing my touch or ED is running rampant in 20 something men now
So im guessing you dont remember the walk home, where you layed down in the alley and began to sing "threes company too" and when i told you to get up you had the nerve to tell me i was to drunk.
I think its pretty common. 1 out of every 4 people probably have a stripper's phone # in their phone.
I also love beards. The playoffs are like christmas for my vagina.
She took the fish and put it in the hot tub, then turned on the jets. She said she was training it for the Olympics.
Will you fuck me while I eat my burrito though? I'm kind of hungry.
It's entirely possible that I'm fucking yet another gay guy
Went out with the family last night and some 40 yr old lady wanted to take me home. My mom was not happy with me
idk how many shots you took between 2:39 and 3:05, but your message went from "Please text me tomorrow." to "Why you sto textom?"
I am a taco. I am also really high.
I've always seen you more as a chimichanga.
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