Ambien. No doubt about it.
I'm home now. bring me food and boobies
Would you rather have a 10 inch but pencil thin penis or a 2 inch very fat one?
Fat, it's not about touching the bottom it's about raising hell of the sides.
If I had a nickel for every time somebody called me a bad person I would have enough money to check into rehab
i don't think it's normal to still be missing spring break.
its family weekend so i'm givin my little bro a tour of everywhere ive thrown up on campus
Find out what day classes start and I will come down to Richmond that weekend. Any broad who claims to be 18-21 will be promptly ID'd. My job has trained me to spot a fake from a mile away, and I don't need a statutory rape charge.
This has been the most pleasant arrest experience I've ever had.
You are NEVER going to guess whose penis was JUST in my mouth!!!
I'll give you a hint, we ate paste with him in kindergarten.
You have my approval. I will dance and throw skittles at your funeral.
I told him I was gunna have sex with him in both of our cars at the same time.
she's p upset bro
Where is he. I have a sword.
I would also like you to tell your human bio class that I successfully smoked out the flu. 103 degree when I woke up yesterday. 100degree after one bowl. 4 more bowls and 16 hours later all that's left is a cough
He sent me a snap with the dog tongue filter. I might have to bench him.
We should get drunk in walmart
when?
20 minutes ago
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