Report just came out that Tim Tebow is a virgin but I have proof he is not. He's bent Florida State over the last four years in a row.
Oh it's happening. I'm Chugging a beer while sitting next to a 6 year old
It wouldn't have been a big thing. If anything, I woulda apologized to you and cleaned the remote
The beer-amid has reached five feet. Caitlyn has a taser. GTG
It took me 3 tries to get up the front steps. They kept me motivated by waving taco bell just out of my reach. Surprisingly effective.
Um, would you be up for dick jousting? Stefanie is willing to pay 40 bucks.
i just honestly didn't believe you when you said your brother was a fucking clown. ho shit you weren't kidding.
He pushed a skinny white blonde out of the way just to tell me "you have the finest ass, like ever."
I have never loved a nerdy white boy this much.
I just threw up 34 cents. What in god's name did we do last night?
I need to go back to work. I've had so much sex since the shutdown started. last night we tried and a little flag came out saying "nothing is left in here try a week later"
That was the night I realized I need to grow up and stop eating mushrooms with strange 40 year old men in convertibles.
I learned so much in Pittsburgh
I'm driving to his house to eat chicken and hopefully have an orgasm
Did you fill my inhaler with tequila?
Yeah, so?
Nothin ruins a fine afternoon like shitting ur pants
Just peed on the front lawn of the capital building. Great American.
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