12 pack with dinner. Living by yourself is awesome.
i have a feeling he has a nice dick. i can just sense it.
I want him to get the hint. I sent 4 texts that only said "sex."
Thank you blackberry messenger, for giving me a way to sext faster and more efficiently
Dipping doritos in ranch. Why doesn't he love me?
Apparently, Mom was less-than-happy about us shotgunning beers before we opened presents.
Would you wanna look up as you cum and for a split-second see your dad?
You insisted on going outside so you could "breathe real air".
i am an animal i am literally locking myself in my house and not coming out for a week i don't deserve to be in public
Her next conquest seems to be stealing her ex-boyfriend's new girlfriend. Pretty sure everyone involved is totally OK with this.
i'm gonna friendzone myself so you dont have to
i just swapped my iPhone for a happy meal. this is greg btw, the hooker let me borrow her phone
never let me tell the bartender to cut me off, i basically told on myself
there is such a gross feeling of satisfaction when the married guy i used to hook up with likes my facebook status.
So how often do you needs to see my tits today then?
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