love how google fills in search terms for you, today for example, i ran a query for "why do girls get t"
and google finished it w/ "ramp stamps."
I felt less weird knowing others had searched this before me.
I've been emailing with a woman. I don't think she's into me, but we've become sorta email buddies. I'm hoping to meet her because on her profile she states she's into 'fisting.' Frankly the thought kinda freaks me out but I'm dying to see what kind of woman is 1) into that and 2) admits it upfront.
he suggested i make a website called "cum on molly's face", to "start off my acting career"
She told me that she had to rub her face against me because she was part cat.
No, I'm never going to get a job bc I don't know anything about public relations except that Chris Crocker wants everyone to leave Britney alone.
On my way home from Vegas. Just realized my pants are inside out
all they had in the fridge was rum and filled water balloons
i think i made a good impression on his friends wen i survived 55 cup beer pong
Hold my feet while i lean out of the window of the truck.
Quite frankly, I consider the fact that I'm NOT pregnant one of my greatest achievements and I'd like to chronicle that ongoing success. I'm going to post pictures of me at "0 weeks" once a week.
The first aid guy just told us to go get hammered...I'm taking his advice
Did you blackout Saturday before or after we had sex in a random snow bank?
Whoever put the rooster in the elevator is my fucking hero. Who even thinks of that shit?
Trying to stay sober at a family function but hiccuping so fucking loud. "Have you been drinking?" I hit on my cousin so yeah. I have been drinking.
As much as I hate to admit it, some day ill need a man because I can't open jars myself and you can't 69 a dildo
Like I don't even know how to respond to this?
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