if you're gona send my txt to that site at least change my area code plz
Pretty sure I only gave out my other # though. You know, 777 777-7777
Hahaha. So was it a Freudian slip, or wishful thinking? ;)
Could be either seeing as you're in my phone as "3rd bar" and I couldn't pick you outta a line up.
Hey guys. This is Daniel texting on mayas phone. if she called you and told you that i made her have sex with me in my doghouse with my dog present that wasn't true.... so dont spread that.
We just watched planet earth in marine bio. And our prof told us that was all we were doing on 420
just ran into a kid I used to hook up with while wearing his shirt. Only me. I tried to pretend like it wasn't his but it said his name on the back so I wasn't winning that.
just an fyi, false alarm on the whole ghonnorea thing. you're safe.
If it looks really sketchy and smells like burnt pizza and pot you're in the right place
In other more interesting news I'm going to arrange a surprise orgy. You in?
Just successfully made home fries from potatoes we used as bowls while stoned as shit. I deserve a trophy.
Sure. But we have to be quiet.
Ninja mode activated
I was hooking up with this girl last night and she's on top of me with "Flux Pavilion - I can't stop" grinding in the background and I thought "Holy shit I'm going to do a lot of Molly this semester."
at first i said "no rollerblading if I'm going to be drunk," but we all know how that went
I'm in my math teacher's garage hiding right now because I fucked his son last night. It's fine
He and I tag each other in memes all day. You could say it's getting pretty serious.
Beer and Reeses. dinner of champions
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