Can a clitoris grow tomatoes? Its symbolic and rhetorical.
Hard rock hotel, wtf why am i still out, im gonna fuk 5 chix 2nite .maybe
Todays outfit involves shorts with embroidered fish. This kids gonna die.
Already tried, she's too smart for that. I need a Primos "Do your wife in the butt" lure/call to trick her into wanting it
the cool security guard showed me the video clip of how i sat criss-cross-applesauce on the elevator for 20 minutes last night
Couldn't see or hear that well because she hit me on the back of the head with a bat. That is my excuse. Also the gin.
Its only.eleven and we are already chasing a man on a bike with a bag full of burger king
I knew it was going to be good when he took off my bra and I only realized 5 minutes later
So I got drunk last night and attempted to shave a landing strip on my vag. I now have a 8 lane highway on my crotch now. Just looks like a random ass square.
I just saw my 7th grade teacher at the club. We had a pretty good talk over drinks. Turns out we both like dancing on tables.
Yeah no problem. What are blow job angels for anyways
I'm done being drunk I wish I could snap my fingers and be sober
YOU BROUGHT HANDCUFFS TO THE WHITE ELEPHANT EXCHANGE AND DIDN'T TELL ME???
Hypothetically, I throw a party and my ex-boyfriend and my current fuck buddy are in the same house... what should I do?
How many beds are in the house? Hypothetically...
So random question: what's a good way to tell your brother that his Skype sex kept you awake last night? I'm not really sure how that conversation begins.
Randomize
