Black lace...the rest is up to ur imagination
My goal for the party is to get everyone in a diaper. Reasonable?
i upgraded from drunk texts to drunk e-mails...real world here i come
hot twin vs twin who's good in bed. why do my life choices same way unfair
No no no. When you take one for the team, there are no stipulations or conditions
It's just a matter of time. The ball is in my court. Soon to be in her mouth.
Dude you took some guys glasses off his face and ran out of the bar
It's nights like those I refer to my life motto: You can't be just friends with someone after you've seen their genitals.
I understand that just don't try to seduce me while making frozen pizza again.
as he was bent over the toilet, he turned to me and said "barbarian kyle is much stronger than regular kyle" and then went right back to puking.
I should start prefacing bondage with girls saying "I know you've read 50 Shades, but there is a 33% you're gonna freakout and go home, while I jerk it alone"
i'm not saying you're gay. i'm just saying all my gay friends think you have a great ass.
Sorry i vommed in a cup next to u w out warning.. Actually im not that sorry cuz i didn't spill a drop LIKE A PRO
I'm actually pinning crap for Friendsgiving like a boss right now. These bitches better show up.
I just sharted for the first time in my life. Age 33. Lying in bed. Sober. 2021 is off to a great start!
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