I pooped in a mop bucket.
WTF???
Their employee restroom was locked what kind of customer service is that
Facials are how you say "I love you" in porn star.
I just spent $27 on things to pee on.
Alex, there's no such thing as a fancy sex store.
Reach down the front of your pants and feel around for a while. When you find your balls, leave the library and meet me at the bar.
I just took boredom to a whole new level. I just auto-tuned and remixed today's western civ lecture
No now hes going to beat me to our goal of getting someone to have sex in the library. I hate periods.
I don't know what to judge you more for.
His whole family saw that I had cum in my hair once they turned on the blacklight at the bowling alley. You should have seen his mother's face.
It's gotten to the point that the dirty talk in my head when I touch myself has your accent
After a little too much, I decided public urination was a constitutional right.. Nearly got deported for that one
He tried to stop traffic by waving his half eaten pizza at cars.... And we were stupid enough to cross .....??!!!
Well my grandma put the turkey in the oven for 4 hours and didn't have the oven on.
"I'm not drinking any more tonight." As I dipped my quesadilla in a shot of tequila....then eats it
Maybe he injected his testicle?
she just punched him in the balls in front of everyone and yelled "YOU SEE WHAT YOU MADE ME DO"
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