My parents came down to check and make sure I wasn't into any mischief then proceeded to give me alcohol.
Fiestas. Its like a classier verson of mardi gras.
Seriously though, we're going to drink and watch Survivor first one to puke gets voted off the island
My professor just gave everyone in the class extra credit... except for the kid wearing the Cubs hat
Turns out vomit takes off spray tan.
Pretty sure I went to the bar in my bathing suit, sweat pants, and high heels.
He told me that he wanted to break up with his girl friend but only after we had sex, only for him to make sure I'm worth it..
He just gave himself a boner while driving using "the power of his mind"
All I need is the Internet and a place to drink.
he said good things come in small packages and I decided to hook up with someone else
last thing I remember was someone walking in on me sitting in the bathtub listening and singing along to Britney spears "Till the world ends" on repeat.
We couldn't leave for the bar until he spent 10 minutes adjusting his vaporizer. I want to drown him in beard oil.
I wanna eat mushrooms and cuddle with a million dogs at once. I wanna know what heaven is like
walk of shame across osu's campus on game day. i can see all the spots i threw up last night. its like my personal yellow brick road.
Someone sitting next to me at this football game is totally eating chicken nuggets out of his pocket and drinking four loko. I wanna be him.
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