Who keeps a bong in their car??
Kids who graduated high school two weeks ago.
I had to put my glasses on last night to watch porn. SO getting lasik with my tax returns this year.
I don't think requesting him as a BBM contact is proper protocol following vomming in his bed.
From the prices on this menu it looks like I have no choice. I have to blow him.
Just woke up with a blunt in each nostril and a lighter duct taped to my chest...good lookin out
Why don't we skip the roadtrip entirely, save us the trip, and go straight to jail?
nope, if she's going to skank it up with ginge-a-saurus douche she deserves the silent treatment.
Tipped our cab with a photo booth pic of us, a paper dollar, a dollar in quarters, a crest white strip. And a tanning pass valid in boston
He has in a pan: ten pieces of bacon, two cloves of garlic, an egg (not scrambled or hard boiled, just an egg) and frozen corn.
I'm wearing a dinosaur hat bikini cone bra over my shirt. So good things are happening
I stirred my drink with a butcher knife. His roomate keeps giving me dirty looks
Like what do you want from me
I gave him head during Pitch Perfect 2, I felt like the Bella's were cheering me on with their back up tunes
Do you think you can chase a shot with chicken soup?
I slept like a rock because of your dick. I'll thank him personally later.
You kept licking me last night.... and said I tasted like jello. Next time, lay off the jello shots, okay?
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