Excuse me do you have gonnorhea?
just landed in detroit. Currently holding a bag of my own vomit. neighbor told me it was the most graceful vom she has ever seen. Kicking off bar exam week in style.
He kept starring at my ass and repeating "Its Just a beautiful piece of artwork."
Does boxed wine and camel crushes signify a college date? Lets hope so
I just need you there to slap my dick when im flirting with her
I popped a zit on your vagina. Don't say I never loved you.
As weird as that was it was probably the best advice i've ever gotten from a tranny
i was that girl throwing up in the urinal. it was a dark moment in my life.
currently pooping in a public restroom while drinking free beer. there has never been a finer line between awesome and depressing.
my boobs are worth more now than the blue book value of my car.
Dance move was taxi-ing on the runway then taking off in a plane. All the boys wanted to beat you up cause they were like "who is this angel flapping her arms like a bird in the bar i must have her"
I'm happy in my shell. My shell which consists of keeping guys in the friend zone and me masturbating...
I would be down to associate sex w taco bell
There's wine in the fridge here. You could leave school and we could get day drunk.
That's my favorite drunk.
Yeah come over whenever. Weed gets here at 8.
I'll be there at 7:59.
Randomize
