why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
Decided to write a book called "girls don't poop and other myths I wish I still believed in"
We almost didn't get a second pitcher, but now we're getting a sixth.
a guy from my religion class just walked in with a red cup. hello first friday of 2nd semester.
the girls on my floor started fighting over who got to keep the random hoodies that boys forgot in my room after sex
I just filled out my 2010 Census drunkenly. I'm single handedly throwing it off.
There are not one, but two women wearing my boxers on the couch right now. You need to wake the fuck up.
if you want blown tonight you're gonna have to take me up on that offer now. in less then 45 minutes you're gonna be blacked out and i'm not doing something i'm not getting credit for in the morning.
my six pack is really starting to show since I started fucking everything that moves
Houston, we have a squirter
I left boob prints on the hood of his car. Something to remember me by.
We left your bucket of puke on your doorstep to clean out yourself. You're welcome.
I've woken up in some weird places in my lifetime, but never in a tent in my own garage.
I just sent you a google doc listing all the reasons why I should stop hooking up with him. Feel free to add to it.
I really don't know how I went from having a few drinks to waging war against ghosts in my apartment but here we are
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