none of my boyfriends are responding right now, I thought I had enough to avoid this problem
Is it bad to mix sunny d with vodka if i dont have any real OJ?
I've mixd ketchup with vodka before and called it a bloody mary, so, no.
I think someone spiked my drink last night. .. Like all 20 of them.
we were holding hands throwing up into the same garbage can; if thats not true love i dont know what is .
You know your in for a great weekend when you buy the booze already in crutches
All I can remember is being told by a guy named Kyle to stay in the corner until the cops left. Then waking up on a porch outlined in beer cans 8 blocks from my house. Pregaming for college.
Want to get naked in Baltimore this weekend?
She said she'll drive over, bang, and then head home. It's like ordering a pizza.
I came back to consciousness and found myself sitting in a beanbag chair petting a 2 month old husky with one hand and eating an oreo Klondike bar with the other. This almost makes me forgive blackout lisa for making out with that chubbs at the xmas party
Also, just woke up in a Romney tank and sequin flag panties. Merica.
You were wearing a sequin mini, with Tevas. And you still got laid.
Like I blink, and he's face first in my vagina.
They gave my sperm a pep talk after they found out we were trying.to have.a baby.
Y'all let us switch shirts in the middle of 200 people....why did you let me get this drunk by noon?
I think it’s appropriate to celebrate the start of mother’s day at the bar with the men that almost made me a mother
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