If a girl is wearing Ed Hardy from head to toe, does that make her a douchebagette?
I can feel you judging me through the phone.
you were so drunk you slurred your pauses
just got drunk at a party with Christmas themed solo cups.. holidays are officially here.
I spent my night drunkenly staring at a picture of John Stamos. How do you think I feel?
What type of outfit says "I know you slept with my boyfriend before and are also way skinnier than me, but I look better...somehow"
I'm cleaning my bathroom. That being said I found a klonopin and dropped it and stepped on it. Floor is clean im gonna snort it.
Ugh. This is the type of hangover that all other hangovers want to grow up to be.
Small children cheering my name. I am not a decent enough human being to feel comfortable with this.
I've injured myself in such a way that i am only capable of making love standing up now
All I know is I want him to tie me up at least twice a week and I have an overwhelming urge to cook for him. Could this be love? I'm so confused....
It really does creep me out though that the next ten years will involve my friends creating smaller versions of themselves because to be honest I don't know how much I like some of them. So that thought it really scary
Mid-fucking he screams "YOU CAN'T VOTE FOR TRUMP"
I swear I have some evil slut demon in me when I'm blacked out
Don't we all.
he ended the message XOXO, who the fuck does he think he is GossipGirl.
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