Regardless thnx for trying to help out, I realize we are dealing w/ very stupid girls here
I'll forget this but out at 4am with a lesbian model at lil waynes bday party for the record
I GOT EATEN OUT IN A MERCEDES ON A TUESDAY NIGHT. I EARNED THIS SHIT.
He went soft
Wait. During?
Yeah, he was IN. MY. MOUTH.
let me drop the bass on your empty vagina syndrome
WHEN THE FUCK DID MCDONALD'S DECIDE TO QUIT SERVING BURGERS AT 1:00AM?
I would peed on everything
I just try to date guys based on what I need like I am trying to find an electrician now
You gays are geniuses
All my money is going towards making my vagina hairless
Worth it.
I'm going to be an 8 year old girl down there foreverrrr #fountainofyouth
Well, I washed his beard with dish soap and then I fucked him three times.
Is there a classy way to tell him that to thank him for his service I would like to put his dick in my mouth?
"Happy Veterans Day! Now pull down your pants."
McDonald's and a car nap. I feel kinda human
I'm pretty sure I went in the girls bathroom and vomited everywhere then looked for a urinal for like 20 minutes
My boyfriend just called me on his poop break from work.... Is that what you meant by moving too fast?
Did I ever tell you what happened that night after he ran you over?
I’m getting back at my ex and training my new boy toy how to properly satisfy a woman. I’m killing two birds with one dick.
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