I'm going to let the use of the word "hella" slide considering I have sperm older than you.
come over. we are watching hoarders and playing i spy.
I just realized i came back home with my lei that one night. How do i forget my bra but remember my lei?
You kept telling the cops that our ice luge was practice for the next winter olympics
There is a pink thong attached to a bottle of svedka hanging from my ceiling fan..is this yours?
no. 1 rule of bromania: no females
Did you sleep with Connor? And who undressed me? There's a picture of two guys peeing out my bedroom window. What happened?
My pussy is making all kinds of justifications that my mind would have no patience for if it was still in charge
I'm lying topless with an eye infection at the foot of my bed with a dog between my legs. With disney in the background. Its one of those 3 am moments
No, I don't just love you because you have big boobs. I just wouldn't visit as often.
Based off the amount of cat hair on my poncho....i stole a cat last night.
So I just bought e from my sophomore home ec teacher. How's your weekend going?
do you think eating a burger while having sex counts as multitasking skills?
I did stay at work til 5 but for the last hour I was just taking naked pics on my desk for some tinder guy
I need to stop challenging people to taking off clothes. I win too often
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