Is it proper Ass-Fingering-Etiquette to tell her u felt her poop or just pretend it didn't happen?
She said she was an education major and you replied with "oh I'm taking a semester off too". And we never saw her again...
He was sitting on the bathroom floor, swirling his finger in the toilet singing the Laguna Beach theme song. I don't know whether to laugh or help him.
Why is there blood and lettuce everywhere?
just heard a glass bottle fall in lecture and my first thought was to yell party foul.....is it friday yet?
I couldn't find my shirt this morning so I stole one from his eight year old sister. Slutted up my outfit quite a bit.
He purred while eating me out. HE PURRED AND I LIKED IT.
Wrapped in a blanket, just ate a whole party pizza. All my dreams are coming true and you don't even care.
Currently at a fetish club with a set of swings (don't ask). Having flashbacks to the park by my house
This is the drunkest I've ever been at a chili's
It was a frighteningly large penis to say the least
I always feel bad for the sober driver... Never been me but I feel bad... empathetic AF
When he pulled out it sounded like a balloon deflating
Guess who cheated on their SATs? Also on the same line guess who's getting in to Princeton at damn near free of charge?
It's less than a hour into 2020 and I already want to punch some people in the face
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