If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
Enough with studying for finals. Time to put that my little pony coloring book to use.
If a guy called my cleavage "mesmerizing" but is kinda related to me, does it still count?
You know your in college when you use the receipt from the liquor store as a bookmark
He's sitting on the floor holding his bracket and crying, literally crying... he just keeps saying "Kansas how could you?" over and over
I'm talking like I woke up and her bra was spinning around caught on my ceiling fan
Dignity is for republicans.
if we break up, blackout me is coming back, making out with everything in sight
think he just told me if I need to shit I should go outside.
As I was about to go to sleep he asked me if I was ready to 69. HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO LOOK AT HIM IN THE FACE OVER DINNER TOMORROW
She's crying about either her ex boyfriend, her one night stand, or her own puke. None of those is worth the tears.
Well I just put wine in my tea
Nope, had to pee on the side got violated by tall grass. Then someone came around the corner and I had to stop mid pee to dive into the car.. Pants down
One last thing: he lists glow sticks and tacos as things he can't live without. How would we not be friends??
You KNOW it was a good night when you find French fries AND taco remnants in your bra when you get home...
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