have fun at tinkers! p.s. are there any hot guys who look like they wanna wait until marriage to have sex?
just spent the last 4 hours searching ex-girlfriend porn to make sure there are no photos of me
I always have to poop after I paint my nails. It never fails.
It feels like I've shaved away my winter coat and my vagina is going to freeze if I go outside.
how did i get to the car and why are my shoes broken
I just found pizaa roll in my hair. Already been to class today
Dude, please wake him up, there are pills all over the floor and hes the only one who knows which ones to take simultaneously.
Do what your heart wants. . .
My heart wants to rip his balls off and tie therm to his head using his penis
Yeah it'll definitely be worth it. Not having syphilis all the time you know
Haha I'm surprised I didn't see you I was drunkenly buying $70 in merchandise including a vibrating cock ring at that cvs around that time
Yeah even if I got stabbed it would be worth it
I will sleep with anyone I have to to make sure you don't get deported
Guy fieri is speaking only to me. We make eye contact. My whole body is vibrating. My head is purring. I am literally marbles.
Remeber when we went camping and fucked those two guys? Yeah me either but I'm covered in poison oak so I'm guessing it's from that.
Let me know if you need some dick this weekend.
Between the BF being in town, partying at the Side Dick’s house tonight and two Tinder dates tomorrow I’ve got dick to spare!!
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