Non-Jews are for practice
It's gotten to the point where NOT peeing in the sink feels strange and uncomfortable.
so she bought me lunch gave me a blowie then paid for the gas since I drove... I think there's a catch but I'm gonna run with it
Can we fast forward to the part where we get gyros
Had her hockey skates on in the house. Whole floor is ruined.
I actually kinda like her but everyone else hates her, so consider it a third party grudgefuck.
Bro. Some kids just drive-by judged the shit outta me.
I got to see some gay bartender let a girl with daddy issues whip Travis in the balls with his own belt. Totally worth it.
hey dude, just got with the girl in H4. so mark H off the apartment list
haha we are half through our lease and already checked off 17 letters
You are so lucky you didn't go back to Tate's house. They decided to figure out who had the biggest balls... I was the judge
Donald Trump and I would be so adorably orange together!
You were great dude. You wanted to charge the guy with fedora $100 to get in.
I'll have to text you later. Trying to have civilized conversations with the boyfriends parents when I'm 100% aware I just blew their son in the bathroom 5 mins ago. Stay tuned.
he kept insisting he didn't have my number, so i called his phone and my number came up as "yeaaaaaaaaah!"
That was a beautiful concert to sleep through ...
I know - Don't let me take drugs from strangers anymore
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