Hahahhahaha! Oooh get it! Ugh I am so dead but if I go to the lib whuich I will hopefully b havung sex instead, ill hit u up
It's more exciting when they aren't single....and even better when you have to pretend that you just slept with their roommate while trying to do the walk a shame as their girlfriend comes marching into the apt.
Im not the least bit jealous of the life you lead.
dude, that chick is coming to see me and stay for 2 nights. I'm hitting the 3rd in the trifecta of friends.
You're one hell of a depraved bastard dude, I'm borderline speechless. You officially win.
They all have matching tattoos so they're all official bffs. I love my life.
you were eating the carrots out of my guinea pig's cage and saying that you needed them more than they ever would.
My right boob is officially about a handful while my left is 1 and 3/4 handfuls. I'm staring at the mirror falling into a deep depression.
I'm a little nervous about this St. Patty's Day party. Seriously, we're still finding stuff from the Halloween party.
She is ok w me having sex for money. Just gotta find rich grandmas.
You blackout rapped the entire DMX song Party Up last night at karaoke without looking at the screen. Then you Tebowed on stage, hugged a black guy, puked in a garbage can, then left. You deserve a medal.
Oh thank the gods of upholstery, i thought that was never coming out...
Whoever labeled dysfunctional a bad thing obviously never saw this frinedship coming.
I told you, I'm taking a sledgehammer to your walls. Fuck your walls.
I'm Batman.
I'm now having weird sexual fantasies about that riverdancing figure skater. So thanks for that.
Say whatever you bloody well like; you don't know the true meaning of life until you have smoked to a Sade cd.
This may be the alcohol talking, but I'm pretty sure I know Spanish now
I currently don't understand fingers.
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