Terrible. Enormous nipples with a small ring of boob on the outside. It looked like a tittie eclipse
he asked me to put his condom on because he couldn't see without his glasses
Eventually the creepy theater major quirks will come out. Probably in bed. Like role playing as the Phantom of the Opera
On the bright side I still get a $20 referral bonus at the plasma center even though he passed out during donation because he was so high.
Say what you want, but those Fraggle Rock DVDs have gotten me laid twice.
what the fuck is a social media consultant, who does she consult for, and how bad is she at it? her facebook account is currently hacked and posting ads for the ipad 2 on my newsfeed
I fail to see the problem of enjoying a glass of wine while I poop...
the point I'm tryimg to make is that you didn't need to take the whole box in with you
I think it's a scientific achievement that I can make jelly that is 95% vodka so suck it up.
He told me the hickey on the side if his neck was actually a "bruise" from hitting a bird on his motorcycle. I'm not sure what's more impressive, the fact people believed him due to the size of the mark or the fact you gave it to him.
I'm sure you're still partially crippled from thar blow job on Saturday, so I understand it's probably difficult to text.
He put his name in my phone as David Hot Guy With Tattoos and I fell in love because that's what I was going to change his name to anyways
He ate me out while Space Jam was on. My life is complete.
I just opened a pickle jar stoned as fuck. I clapped for myself. I feel like wonder woman.
I wish my nipples were as well behaved as yours.
The important thing is that she is gone, presumably back to the depths of hell from whence she came.
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