Can I use cash for clunkers to trade in her boobs for a new set of 18 year old tits?
Its worth a shot.
I'm cheering for the colts this year. I basically have to since my fake says i'm from indianapolis
he told me he had a problem with me going both ways. like what the fuck. what guy says that to a girl? goodbye planned threesomes...
My piss changed color midstream. Think that means I have a 50/50 chance of passing the test?
Still can't believe they give people like us a drivers license and college degree.
He slow fucked me. Doggy style. On a porch. You never slow fuck doggy style. Its a law. A LAW.
I just threw up blood. Also i just remembered i got hit in the face with a 2 by 4.
How dare you. Idk what you called me, and neither does google translate, but you better take it back.
I'm hoping they send me home from work drunk.
like stop just cause your whole life has been one enormous reject pile does not mean that i have to suffer too
Our motto for the night: BLACK OUT OR BACK OUT.
That's our motto every night.
Can finally say I won't be lonely this Valentine's day! Mother nature decided to drop by.
I believe you can. But if you can have rum with breakfast then do that. Definitely do that.
He sent me a flaccid dick pic from the bathroom at the bar and he said I'm sorry it's not all hard and good looking. Props to him - I did ask for a pic.
How much glitter would I have to ingest in order for a "magnificent" amount to appear in my ejaculate?
Randomize
