I just saw the girl you left with - Chris Hansen's looking for you
champagne bombs. Yes, i think that is where things may have gotten out of control.
I just saw him at the bookstore and all I could think about was him licking your ass
Breakfast tacos?
YOU ARE A FOUNTAIN OF GREAT IDEAS
Does anyone know why "math wizard" is written on my arm?
Well, for starters, she called the condom a "dick mask."
I finally fell asleep and like an hour later he wakes me up and says "I've always to be woken up w a blowjob." Um, that's not how it works asshole.
I will keep you posted and someday if we daydrink teach you how to do a footjob
I'm hoping my engineering degree will pay off when I invent porn watching in the shower
if this uncomfortable exchange we're having is you trying to flirt with me i suggest you stop it before someone gets hurt
Just killed a snake in my bed! And by killed I mean hit repeatedly with my fist. And by snake I mean a lump in the covers. And I pissed my pants.
I tried to twerk on a barn in 3 inch heels at a party last night and nose dived into mud. These were all new friends. I'm probably not allowed back. Cool.
You know tonight's gonna be a good night when your already planning on sleeping in a trunk
His mom came while we were asleep naked and started asking me about my plans after high school... Is that even a thing.
So I realize somewhere between mildly irritated and outright belligerently pissed is where you are, but as to location, where are you?
Randomize
