You really coming over, don't trick.
wow, farting in latex pants is really awkward.
just had amazing sex with a girl I got caught with in second grade playing doctor. her examination is finallllly over
just heard some guy walking down the street say "butt sex in the sun"
go get him tiger.
The most interesting things happen to you when your pants come down. I truly envy you.
the teacher just ate a hash brownie and passed out on the bus best field trip 2010'
beyond obliterated. i recall legitimately trying to use a ballpoint pen as eyeliner.
If your wondering where your blanket is, I put it on the 2 guys you brought home last night. Their still sleeping outside on the trampoline.
The guy in the American Flag bikini was telling the women he was disgusted at the amount of alcohol they weren't drinking. Then it got ridiculous.
She told me I should be proud of my dick pics, then told me she was in love with me, then I dropped her off at her boyfriend's. I was a new kind of failure tonight.
Who put the meatball sub on my door handle?
Oh, don't mind me, that's just my vagina rattling.
Turns out he's just a recently divorced IT guy. Not a wizard.
If you sleep with him I will stab you int the uterus with a pitchfork.
Prepare the pitchfork.
I just watched a magician wearing a fedora deep throat a balloon\n
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