So why didn't Edward and the Cullens just kill Hitler?
You need to stop watching Twilight.
When I woke up his cat was sleeping on my face and i had scratch marks on my neck. not happy.
only room for one pussy in that bed.
yes, too bad my tears were being wiped away by tits in my face
I was amazed that you fell flat on your ass and still managed not to spill them drinks in your hands. Your getting good at this.
I came downstairs to find I had missed the 3some on my kitchen floor but not the pukefest or ER trip after it. This is what happens when the voice of reason is otherwise occupied
apparently 20 random guys watched the process of me being carried on a mattress through the dorms
we made it to hole 3 and then just sat down on the fairway and finished off our case....cheered on other golfers as we let them play through.
I just want you to know that I hid the weed. Once you find another job, I'll tell you where it is. Happy Hunting, bro.
Dear god how many nuts did u bust in me my vagina feels like a bowl of jello.
after you left he started opening his bottles by smashing the neck against the edge of the fireplace and pouring beer into his mouth. it was about the manliest thing ive ever seen. its probably how lumberjacks open their beers... if they didnt have their axes handy.
Nothing like waking up and watching Dr. Phil and masturbating. It's like a protein shake for the day.
I feel like if he almost got me pregnant once, i can at least say hi in a bar
Did you have a good sleep?
if a good sleep includes waking up cuddling a bottle of wine I had a GREAT sleep
Goat in kitchen.....explanation?....
Did I honestly think it was a good idea to wear my pink robe out in public at 2 in the morning ?
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