For the record dan just proved he knows the first and last names of ALL the members of NSync. Jury is no longer out on his sexuality.
What kind of poor, pathetic town do we live in where a horny teenage girl is sitting in her basement on a saturday night, unlaid?
today's thought: if you're naming your fb album "wEdDiNg dAy!!!!!!" you're too young to get married
but what if he tries to talk dirty to me with the lisp?
my dad's beating me at drinking again. No matter what i do I can't win.
just fucked two guys in less than 12 hours. i miss this part of being single.
and by single i mean slutty
I was freaked out. No man over 50 is allowed to touch me. Ever. Unless you're Michael Bolton. Then please do.
No she left bc the of pic I have of my mom in my bathroom. She thought it was my gf
Why the hell do you have a picture of YOUR MOM in your bathroom?!?!
In the world of sexual, erotic texting, you rank somewhere between "how much teeth do you want" and "how dry do you want it"
I'M SO LONELY THAT I TEXTED THE FRESHMAN
you're the third guy in less than 24 hours she fucked. I'm glad you lost your virginity just don't act like you climbed Mt. Everest.
the sex was good. her showing me pictures of her 4 year old daughter afterwards was not.
...take a good look at your butthole.... then try matching it to any paint color on the Benjamin Moore color wheel....not gonna happen...
Thanks for duct tapping my dick to my leg while I was passed out. I could only aim straight down. I stood on your bed. Have a nice day at work!
I'm gonna write a book entitled "when you give a cop a cookie..."
I don't even want to know.
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