Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
Goodbye hot boy in my geo class...goodbye my lover, goodbye my friend. you have been the one, you have been the reason I came to claassss
I woke up naked in my own vomit. Not even in my bed. No one is happy.
She brought up feelings... her days are numbered
If she were to ever cheat on her husband, I'm positive I'm the the go to guy. Which flatters me and weirds me out at the same time.
My mom had to physically restrain me because I wouldn't stop acting like a dinosaur.
My boyfriend correctly calculated the time I would be out of alcohol and showed up about four minutes after I'd run out with two bottles of wine. I think this is love.
Just to update you. I am dead. So your probably gonna have to find a new roommate
It's not socially acceptable to be drunk in adult world. That fact makes me die a little inside.
She told me she ate a whole pizza today, and I just wanted to hug her forever.
I want to share a beverage of the alcoholic category with you, but I'm conflicted about getting out from under my covers.
How's everyone else's ass tattoo today?
there is a smiley face on my leg painted in blood
I'm pretty sure that's yours.
😂😂😂 what are we doing to these poor guys?!
Maintaining the status quo.
just turned another straight guy gay. Goddamn the church must hate me
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