dude my grandmas the shit. she has a sixth grade education and got hit by a car when she was 18. she cant smell.
Pick my eyebrow is burning. I'm sitting in the back of dolows vat and listening to jolly music and wilfgang is signing and looking food. Cute kid. Home is where I go now.
what. the. fuck.
I don't know how many crown and cokes he went through but I know it was more that I have fingers. We are never leaving Texas.
She passed out in the backyard, making "face down" snow angels ... so they could have a smile.
I hope the dean has a raincoat on because I'm prolly gonna throw up on him when I get my degree
My neighbor asked me to tell you to stop changing in front of their house. Do I even want to know?
got my wristband ripped off, was told i can only be served water. please find me, i'll be running through the fountain
Just made a list of all the guys I've hooked up with. "Roofie tattoo eyelids", "xanex night guy", "rainy concert", "cory blanket" and "naked hottub guy" made it.
I've wasted nicer days than this hungover and dry heaving in bed.
sea world and a strip club? BEST DAY EVER!
I passed out in all my clothes. like my purse too..and with a cup of water next to me..and my last tweet last night was "Bye."
Idk but she keeps giving me s'mores and I'm having a hard time caring about her alcoholism because of it
Sent nudes to my best friend's boyfriend and mom last night. So I'm coping with that on top of my hangover this morning
And our sex soundtracks thus far have been metal and Star Wars
Try me, you 5'5 gremlin
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