"it" just moved
i have a new swear word: supercalifuckaliciousexpialadamnit
I almost caused an explosion; It's okay though. because everyone would have died having a good time.
she made sit in a corner, drink nothing but water and told me she was worried about me because i picked up an irish guy at a taxi rank. says the girl who invented tequila night and fucked a guy in a park across the street from a sweet sixteenth.
I'm currently sitting on the floor of a hostel reception area taking swigs of straight vodka, singing with people whose English doesn't go far beyond Lion King songs. I thought you might appreciate it.
Can we pretty pretty please go to Mardi Gras tomorrow? I promise I'll be a good girl and not puke in a pledges car
And all I ask is the occasional "welcome home from work" blowjob.....and for you to fold my laundry. I hate folding laundry
Nothing brings compassion from a group of cafe workers like walking in and asking if they have a 'hangover special'
the girl whose rug I peed on is here
I remember sitting in your lap naked saying I don't want to be all looks while you gently rocked me back and forth
I slid a quarter down a drunk man's butt crack last night. Qdoba gets rowdy
You're the best thing in my life, followed closely by cannabis and trashy romance novels
A guy who takes a plate of chicken tenders away from us is not to be trusted or slept with
After we had sex he gave me a thumbs up... fucking A&M Aggies, man
Sorry I didn't have my phone all night. Did we hang last night?
You bit me
Oh lord I need to hear this story
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