I cant wait for the day that I tell my daughter I named her after my favorite porn star.
the not having weed thing wouldnt be nearly as tragic if it wasnt the one holiday where they launch bright flaming things into the air
school has made you so classy.
that's mcgill. producing sluts since 1884.
All I remember from my 21st is crying because the bouncer made him put his shirt back on
i would eat my own dick if it were covered in nutella
i leave for school in 3 days. if you want your annual goodbye blow job you should probably call me
the only evidence i have from this weekend existing is a title page for a novel i tried writing called "the oyster who gave up drinking"
He started doing the gator chop at my vag and said he couldn't wait to "chomp" on it later...and I still slept with him. I hate gainesville.
Don't worry, I could have been accepted their by waving my dick at the admissions building.
This is what you sent me from the other side of the pool, "Idk but thers a pool n l wanna get naked take off my trunks ill paddle with my dick"
dude there's a blind guy on the trail using his service dog to hit on girls.
I need to have sex. It's becoming like a matter of public safety.
I or someone else dumped a lot of glitter into my boobs last night.
So Blakes coming home... so if youre like fingerbanging the shit out of yourself on the kitchen table...wrap it up
Dude she is fucking shit up. Her baby would be proud
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