covered in glitter, my cheek hurts, and theres a handprint on my face. Would i do it again. Absolutly
You should've come with us, we're at Home Depot looking for men.
Today I made a list of everyone I have had sex with...there is more than double my age...
I havent jerked off in so long, my dick literally prevented me from rolling over in my sleep this morning. new definition of painful?
we were totes just talking about. huu in the bathbub. 5 girlszzz
think they'd let him outta jail for my wedding? we could have him back by like midnight....
That's the second time in a week someone has called me to talk drunk you into getting up off the floor. This needs to stop.
He asked me if the reason I slept around is because I grew up in a broken home. I am so done fucking Christians.
No piss test, hell yeah
FALSE ALARM. PISS TEST. I NEED YOUR PISS.
I dapped up a cop while leaving the party
Okay so I'm high eating chili cheese fries bra-less watching Mulan, could I be doing any better at life right now?
Well shove his head down there and tell him not to stop til we have a new president!
I don't care what you say about him, his cock is the stuff dreams are made of.
That's so awful of me. Instead of comforting her I masturbated in front of my ex-boyfriend.
The pandemic has not made Uber drivers any less chatty.
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