your profile still reads that you like women...interesting? I think there is some photography and video that will show otherwise
I got drunk at the beach today. I got the word Badass! tatooed all the way across my foot. Probably a bad idea.
please quote me on this- the only thing worse than being ugly is being ugly and thinking that you're pretty
Ricky Martin is gay. You owe me $10 from 3rd grade.
The taxi driver was cool until you left. He then started blasting enya and telling me I look like I need another line.
your facebook page is a work of drunk art.
He just keeps repeating "this isn't my bagel".. i'm worried for his safety
Yes my plan is to drink the college out of me so i can be an adult by monday
I wouldn't blow him for all the queso in the world.
I'd rather blow that homeless guy who asked me to breast feed him.
if I open my eyes, my head will explode. that hungover.
I've never seen an uncircumcised dick in real life and the internet indicates I don't want to.
My memory of last night is a delicious blur of tits, ass, and alcohol.
Wow. I want to climb Santa. You've made my mind go places I wasn't prepared to explore.
I can't believe I slept with a girl who has the words shucks in her vocabulary. I'm getting less picky by the day..
She should be a lawyer. She convinced her husband to give her a hall pass AFTER he walked in on her in bed with her ex-bf
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