Dude, she DOES look like she'd give good head. No bottom jaw, I checked.
If its called oral, why is it so hard to talk?
I feel like if I were on Intervention, I would have to be a season finale.
I understand. Hypothetically what should one do after throwing up in the shower?
Sitting on the floor in my kitchen eating taquitos. Being this drunk the next day has lost its allure post graduation.
i'm traumatized. his orgasm face consisted of him looking like my dead grandfather and burping.
hand shaped bruises on both boobs again....i wish i could say this is the first time.
its so sad we are done celebrating 21st bdays everytime one of us turned 21 everyone else got laid
Do you think wearing a shirt that says I like penis is too much for tonight?
It was a book called Gay Safari.
I'm so happy for you now that you have found your perfect porn novel.
don't judge my taste in strippers
Nobody wants to date "Eats Taco Bell Secretly In Her Car" Girl
He broke into my house because he missed me. Then ends the relationship because I'm the needy one. Ironic much?
If someone tells me they're a paramedic, how inappropriate is it for me to ask what their save to kill ratio is?
Well it was okay until he pinned my arms over my head and I found the loaded pistol tucked behind the bed... THIS IS WHY WE DON'T FUCK BOYS IN MONTANA ANYMORE
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