What ever happened to making out with a few boob grabs here and there?
is it sad that whenever i need to spell "independent" i still sing that one rap song?
both the worst and best vomit ever... it was extra chunky and thick cause of the sausage... but it also tasted like delicious sausage... also cause of the sausage
had to split buying plan b over two cards. I will no longer challenge people to get on my level
There's a really old guy here with a really young girl. I'm guessing he has to make choo choo train noises to get his dick in her mouth.
Super awkward that I just now realized I added no verb to the first statement about super hero porn. We were watching it, not making it. Clarity.
She is the Michael Jordan of blowjobs. Unfortunately, her baby sister is the Michael Jordan of baseball of blowjobs. It does not run in the family.
Is it bad I'm drunk at orientation
You've been there for 12 hours, what are you supposed to be doing
Not be drunk
so you ordered business cards online last night with a picture of your dick on them. you need to hide that new credit card when you drink
Are you going to eat tacos off the floor again?
I just watched videos of people getting puppies and crying, I cried too. Definitely still drunk
This is worse than naked and afraid. This is drunk and confused.
DO NOT LET HIM TAKE CONTROL OVER YOUR BOWELS
If not, I can murder my liver twice...it's like a cat, it has 9 lives
Whose the chick running for dorm president promising bigger dicks and softer toilet paper? That’s who I m voting for
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