I have my period so I felt bad and blew him with cash cab in the background. I wanted to yell out the answers but my mouth was full.
He woke me up by trying to shove oreos in my mouth. im ready to go home now
We got so high yesterday we tried watching soccer
Why do you keep getting laid in MY dreams
I hope no one at work will be able to read the "who wants body shots" on my chest. I forgot about it.
He paid me to blow him while doing a handstand. Does that make me a whore or just a budding gymnast?
I hope they realize that to me "collecting their mail" is synonymous with "fucking in every room in their house, and twice in the party shower."
I may have to steal the boat sober, but I feel that would be harder to explain.
It's really not cool dreaming about going into labor with your ex boyfriends love child as you're sleeping next to him.
So heartbroken my rebound has a rebound
I just want to have beer shits in my own bathroom. Is that too much to ask for?
I woke up in a toga after going to a Hawaiian party. I don't even know.
That girl definitely just ate a hot dog and stared straight in to my eyes.
Urgent. Do not ignore. What does this "=$" shit mean. Quality foreign dick is at stake here
Because making bad decisions is what makes our house great and I don't plan on changing that anytime soon.
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