If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
I am drunk raised to the nth degree. The possibility of getting sick is approaching infinity.
The only way im leaving this casino is in a golden chariot or an ambulance
Prostitute standing on the corner thrusting at cars as they drive by. New marketing strategy?
Woke up on the floor holding a sandwich. Shots. Never again.
It's not my fault I help girls realize they're lesbians.
I mean besides the fact someone got stabbed, I still had a pretty good night.
Jesus horatio Christ I forgot my mittens and am considering shoving my hands down the pants of the first semi attractive man I see
Vibrator fell off the top of the dresser and hit me. This might be the most embarrassing black eye incident ever
I don't think I used nearly enough fucks in my reply to convey the level of fuck him.
I just choked eating whip cream from the can, and peed a little because I was coughing so hard. How am I still single.
If that guy asks u bout me, I said my name is Jenelle, from CT, I'm a cat behiavor consultant and I'm 29. Back my story up
THIS IS NOT A LAUGHING MATTER, CAITLIN. MY PARENTS ARE FUCKING. LOUDLY.
I fucked a marine... I told him it was like personal revenge and he said he could live with that and that he didn't mind being used.
Sorry for not calling you back. I got drunk and passed out on the kitchen floor. I just found my phone in the shower.
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