In a few years, 50 babies 50 states. Like it?
Plan A DEFINITELY worked... Go with me to get Plan B??
ok plan lets look hot and dance like whores.
I'm having one of those days where I just want to lay in bed and beat off all day
Neighbors just bought a new bong. Got high with them and we decided to name it "Gary colemans sweet sugarlumps" these guys are hilarious
Ok lesson learned. Don't lick the spoon when making mushroom chocolates. The kitchen walls are melting.
ITS DAYLIGHT SAVINGS TIME SUNDAY EVERYTHING IS GOING TO BE OK AFTER ALL
He gave me an orgasm before we even reached 2nd base, everything he did in high school is irrelevant.
Do you think wearing a shirt that says I like penis is too much for tonight?
I was just at home taking Vicodin for a week straight. Talk about a vacation.
haha it's ok, I asked people. I was like "I'm high and lost" and the dude just said "That's my life. Love it."
We were fucking in the boat on the lake when another boat saw us and honked their appreciation.
You know you've found a good drug dealer when he's willing to overnight mail to you in another state...
i woke up on the floor in front of the fireplace and my last google search was "fuck sponges"
In California. Through an entire game + OT. That’s a long time to have an octopus in your pants.
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