no it's cool...i'm just drinking and studying...cool night
Walked home this morning with my contacts in a shot glass.
First class.
I started the year with 2,800 dollars and am now down to 83 dollars-one of which i use to snort my focalin. I have given up on food and am perplexed as to how I can make 82 dollars last more than two weekends for booze
You kept tellin the cashier that this order was "To Go" over and over...even tho we were in the drive-thru
Okay. Did anyone see me spend $1600 at the strip club last night? Or is this someone else's receipt in my pocket?
He blacked out at the first bar and passed out at the second...we just carried him to bar three and four and sat him in the lounge chairs, he said we're amazing
If I'm going to start compromising my butthole it's going to be for much better drugs than a ventolin
But he does seem to be getting proper humping etiquette down. So there's progress.
this is the first time i'm angry at someone with so much boobs. she like managed to break my glass and my phone with one glorious swing
Did you just send me an ass picture with a quote from the lion king?
What are you gonna do about it?
You don't realize how cold it really is...I poured my bong out the second floor window and icicles hit the ground.
The amount of dicks I have seen in the last hour is more than I have seen in my whole life.
On a scale from 1-10 how fucked up would it be to buy weed with my fafsa money?
It's a study aid
I parked in the SAE Fraternity lot and left a note that said if you don't tow me you will all get a blowjob.
I know it's super late on a work night, but can you drop by and bend me over my new motorcycle? I have tequila and tacos...
Randomize
