Paul doesn't remember going to the bar and slept on someone's porch...doesn't know whose porch...maybe near Howard U.
so he came in my eye... should i throw out my contacts?
Who tried to make mustard cubes with the ice cube tray?
i wonder if she gts uncomfortable walkin bu when she knows we all know what her pussy tastes like
She just did a myspace photoshoot with her baby
My scrabble letters just formed failure. Thanks God.
He said he had to make up a lie of why he couldnt sleep with her. It must really suck to have a sunburned dick.
She got subburned last week and her bikini ties in the middle...when I took off her shirt, there was a sunburned bow between her boobs. Like a present. Happy birthday to me!
Someone just took a shot from my crotch. I should not have to drive home
Try not to get arrested for it, but otherwise i support you
He's CUTE. and foreign
There was just a girl standing next to me on the train, wasted, wearing only one shoe. I so wanted to pat her on the shoulder and say "oh honey, we've all been there"
Let's hurry up so I can puke at home instead of my van
There is a special place in hell for people who only eat the center of the pot brownies.
I went to bed early to get up and have a cup of coffee and watch a Sunday sunrise; and again you come home with no shirt and more stamps than my passport. Get the fuck up now, you are taking an Uber to waffle house. The order is in you name.
Block me from your phone tonight…I need to get laid tonight. But you've been being a douchebag. So not by you. But I might call you. So block me.
WHY WOULD I COCK BLOCK MYSELF???
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