i was like the pretty and slutty 8th grade girl who goes to a party, gets wasted, and ends up having sex with a senoir
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alcohol + bed + penis = sex
I am choosing my outfit based on how fast I can get it off. Please help.
I found a picture of my kindergarten class. Now you can see whose peer pressure I succumbed to.
I got to the apartment, I was handed a beer within 20 seconds, I'm glowing in the dark, there's fog everywhere, and now I'm wearing a sombrero because apparently it's silly hat night. I never want to leave.
Oh so it was one of those "I shouldn't have gotten in a cab with a random 21 year old girl" kinda nights.
So not only did team sweden fail to particpate in any drinking game but i also found puke in my viking helmet this morning.
Hah, I lost the lenses in my glasses, didn't event notice til this morning... How was the meeting?
He also informed us that it's rude to shove your tit in someone's mouth. Happy Monday.
I still smell like men's body wash from that drunken shower I took at that stranger's home last night.
The best part is every argument that she makes from here on out will be refuted by "Oh hey remember that time you shit yourself wearing someone else's sweatpants at a frat party?"
it's not like I want to die, I just want life to stop for a little bit. how does that work?
how I know last night was a good night: this morning I found a bottle of tapatio, a bag of chicken and a bag of popcorn in my purse.
I've seriously never been more thankful for marijuana and my resting bitchface.
Are you aware that you called your mom to say hi before you dragged the random guy into bed last night?
So what happened at girls night? My roomate found me passed out locked out on the front steps of the house and it was raining. Yes low moment
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