Now you know why i just sit on the toilet and scream
Package from mother. Contents: Cookies, my old pokemon cards, and condoms. Note: "These have a July 2010 expiration date so give them away or use them with a gal that would be a great daughter in law. Love Mom" Love you too momma
You should know I just got pulled aside by TSA because they found a bottle of Bud Light in my backpack... Thanks for that...
My dick is covered in produce stickers. I suspect you
Oh and in case you were wondering it is not a good idea to eat weed brownies and then go out to the bar. When I got off the bar stool my high had just hit me and I felt like Bambi taking his first steps
Your cock deserves a montage
I got kicked out of the bar for suggesting that the bartender drop her tits into my Redbull instead of the usual liquor
I just watched how this is made for an hour because I was tooo high to remember what they were making. it was like a prize at the end.
Just a warning... Flip, sip, or strip always ends in all participants being naked. Learning from experience.
Please don't make me ever have to hear the words "the Queen's gynecologist" ever again.
I am too high to deal with coming home to 11 naked people in my living room
Puking in the Ritz Carlton bathroom was actually kind of a nice experience
You gotta have 1 orgasm for me and the rest can be for you. I'm living vicariously through you 😂
Is it bad that I'm not at all bothered by the fact that to some people I'm simply known as the girl that takes her shirt off?
Eventually I will start sleeping with people who actually want to hangout with me the next day... But not today
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