is the fantasy fufillment of sex in a hot tub worth the possible infection?
idk, i just don't think periods are something you can catch in a little cup.
we are going to smoke at least three blunts before we go see Cloudy with a chance of meatballs. I'm going to have my mom make us spaghetti for when we get out so can your mom make those spicy meatballs? I thought I'd give you 9 days notice so everything's perfect.
I didn't mind getting the stomach flu from him. we had great sex AND I'm seven pounds lighter
Right, because I totally see myself driving all the way down there to fuck his world famous penis.
She gets me. First thing she said this morning "I'll buy breakfast if you can tell me my name."
also, just kill me. literally hit me with a vehicle, or an aircraft, something that will ultimately make me forget tonight.
So my nipple piercings were only $20 because it's breast cancer awareness month. Fuck yes!
You know what id love more than anything right now? ..a back rub while eating biscuits and gravy
I found a guy who will take me to the Olive Garden and he is CONVENTIONALLY ATTRACTIVE.
BRING THE BAGELS
Paycheck hits in 37 minutes and I literally just emptied my handle of Tito's. If that isn't budgeting like a fucking adult, I don't know what is.
I feel like your boyfriend deserves to know that you're a lesbian.
I told my mom that I was just gonna go check the mail. It's been 19 hours, and I woke up in a hot tub covered in chocolate, with a text from her sayin "have fun sweetie"
be the chaos you wish to see in the world...
i'm trying to figure out how to respond to that in text
Randomize
