remember facepaint boy? turns out it stains. aaaand i have it all over my face and neck.
My brain says no but my pants say off.
I feel like I am becoming dumber sitting here in class than I would be sitting on the couch smoking weed.
I just realized that the music from spongebob is also used in real sex HBO.
HE KEEPS WALKING AWAY. IT'S LIKE HE DOESN'T EVEN LIKE FRIES. WTF.
Please check on her. She announced that Thursday she'd open herself to any veteran so as to thank them for their service. "my services for your service" and left the bar with three numbers.
I do. There's a bald headed guy whose kinda hot. I might rub his head. I've only had 2 beers
That's the girl I met who was peeing on the driveway with me. We bonded
Now that we both have boys can we make up games that objectify them as sex toys?
Eating my shrimp pasta on the porch with a 40, wearing a Hawaiian shirt, proclaiming "I GOT SCRIMPS." I just jumped the shark of college.
Kyle found me outside his apartment in the hallway. Said he didn't hear me knock bt smelled alcohol through the door. I'm sucha bitch to my liver
Man, you got so high you own goaled yourself in FIFA then got up celebrating.
I'm so upset I left my sombrero at the expo center
Kyle passed out in the tub after breaking a glass and shouting, "WHAT ASSHOLE GAVE ME A GLASS?" His girlfriend gave it to him...
I am real keen for none of this to be taken out of context so let’s just shut it down right now
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